If I Have Millipede Legs


What if I really do have legs like millipedes?

Maybe... just maybe...

I'll be able to move faster...
Feel less tired as I have more support...
Have a good reason to buy more shoes...

I doubt that though, 'cause I know me too well.

I'll probably trip myself to death...
Get more broken leg...
But the buying shoe part would absotruely happen!