Thursday, June 25, 2009

If I Were To Die, I Want You To Follow This: 1st Draft


I know this sounds awfully morbid but being an urban young chinese the word 'pantang' doesn't come near to me. I don't see why people fear death so much. I am not fond of funearals but I don't mind myself dying. Its a natural thing, you were born and now you'll die.

Attending a funeral recently had my family talking and it came to me that I actually want to plan my own funeral. I don't see anything wrong in it. Its part of life and why not make use of it. Ok, fine I am obsessed with personalising stuff. Yes, even my own funeral.

Now lets get started,

1. Anyone who comes near my coffin MUST wear colourful clothes. Try not to wear the mourning colours. Wear as much and as bright and happy colours as possible.

2. I want my poetry to be compiled into a booklet and is given as a gift to those who come visit.

3. I want my paintings to be put up so when they run out of topic they can talk about me. hahaha

4. I want a slideshow of photos to be playing, especially of the good times I had.

5. I want a guess book made of big art block and there would be colour pencils and SHARPIES! So people can doodle on it.

6. Worship songs should be playing all day round. Haven't had a list though...

7. People should be served with happy food and happy drinks, there should be BUBBLEGUMS, LOLLIPOPS, and COLOURFUL SWEETS.

8. Sing Happy Birthday to mark my second birth with the Lord.

9. Throw a party after my cremation!

I am serious about this. I want my funeral like that. I know that dying makes people sad but why put more sadness to it? We should spread some joy and have fun with me 'the physical' before I turn into compost and ashes. Its the way to pay your last respect to me.

So make sure this is done for me. Else, I'll probably haunt you. Hehehe...

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5 Comments:

Blogger J ø и ä † h ã и ™ said...

lolz... sounds cool mui~~
i'll make sure half of it is done besides the happy food part lolz... the happy food is for kids la =D

put some liquor to it then its really happy food dy ^^Y

i haven't been to a funeral since my grandma died when i was in form 6 =S guess i haven't felt any sadness and despair for quite sometime~

June 26, 2009 at 2:53 PM  
Blogger vic said...

lol! siao cha bo! so fast plan edi ha...eh, your guest book thing, i think won't jadi lor..too many of us wanna hog it cause you know la, we created that kaki khayal thing so OF COURSE the members must hadir (provided they live longer than you la. keke).

nevermind, your kor cannot supply happy food, that one i take care of. hahaha

*hugs* don't go so fast ler.. i need my partner in crime la!

June 27, 2009 at 7:24 PM  
Blogger Melyong said...

Kor - Ok ok... you go talk to my parents on the liquor la.

Pickles - KAKI KHAYAL!!! Lol Lyon asked me what it was so I had to like explain it. Hmm... well on the planning shall tell you more details later. My Kaki Khayal can handle the happiness in happy food. Love you a tonne! nyahahahhhaa

June 28, 2009 at 8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a fun funeral ... and I think they should be so. Such great ideas ... I must curi lah!

June 29, 2009 at 7:42 AM  
Blogger Melyong said...

Tunku Halim - Hahaha! Go ahead! Well since we'll be off to a better place after we die, it should be more of a celebration more than mourning.

June 30, 2009 at 1:18 PM  

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